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Gate Humor

If you need a good laugh, take a look at the jokes on this page.   Perhaps momentarily you will forget some of life's stresses. 


Who knows?  After laughing, you might call or email us!

Secure H-Mail Here

Are You having a Bad day, because your gate won't open??

Well, you could CALL US at 801-890-7941,


Or, Laugh at these jokes and then CALL US!


Christmas was tiring.  Santa settled down for a long nap. The elf woke him up.  "Psst! Santa, you forgot to deliver a gift!  Here's his address."  Santa hitched up the sleigh and went to your house--except, the keypad code didn't work, the gate wouldn't open and he didn't have any luck with the chimney either!

Pearly Gate access problems got you down?   


Click  here for the Pearly Gate's direct email!  ;-)  

Even Peter had it bad.  On the worst-day-ever, everything was upside down and it didn't work out.  Heaven had to help him!


{Just get on the phone now, and things will start to get better!}


Heaven's Secure Line:  801-890-7941


Or you can try Secure H-Mail (Heaven mail).  Click Here.


Are you having a Bad day, because lightning struck nearby?

Well, you could CALL US at 801-890-7941,   


Or, Laugh at these jokes and then CALL US! Or email us!


Battery Back-up or Solar Power will help now and in the future.  


Lightning strikes taking out the nearby utility power source, affecting your gate systems, are not unheard of!


We promise you that when we come to your rescue, we will do a better parking job than the poor soul in the red vehicle!

Need an upgrade to your current system? Or can't find your car's transmitter remote and need another one?


Call Us ASAP!     801-890-7941  Or email us! Click here!

On the Right or Left side of your property...did an unwanted vehicle or person come too close?


Has there been a breach at your property's border?  


Was your serenity stolen in the night?


Call Us to make it more Secure!

801-890-7941


Email us!  Click here!

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